Bulldogs: Beware

 The other day, while I was at the mall, we went to look at the dogs in Animal Kingdom. We went to look at a big bulldog, because my family really likes thier wrinkles and how they have all that blabber. This bullgog was up and moving, so we watched it for a while. Then, right before out eyes it pooped! Not little nuggets though. It was more like diarea. If that was enough for one day, it wasn't. We were all so grossed out that we left. My mom called out: "Wait come back!"  We came back to find the bulldog turning around, sniffing and then eat the poop!  One lick after another after another. Do they ever feed this dog? We were cracking up, ready to die from laughter. So beware the bulldogs!